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Funny Boxing Quotes By Michael Caine: I'd never been in one of those great

I'd never been in one of those great big blockbusters. — Michael Caine

Funny Boxing Quotes By Willie Pep: They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound

They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce. — Willie Pep

Funny Boxing Quotes By Mike Tyson: My main objective is to be professional but

My main objective is to be professional but to kill him. — Mike Tyson

Funny Boxing Quotes By Tamara Mellon: I actually have more shoes than anyone will

I actually have more shoes than anyone will ever know. — Tamara Mellon

Funny Boxing Quotes By Marlon Starling: I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the

I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right. — Marlon Starling

Funny Boxing Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I saw on HBO they were advertising a

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Boxing Quotes By Leo Tolstoy: Were possible for a man to discover a

Were possible for a man to discover a mode of existence in which he could feel that, though idle, he was of use to the world and fulfilling his duty, — Leo Tolstoy

Funny Boxing Quotes By Juan Manuel Marquez: Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny

Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing. — Juan Manuel Marquez

Funny Boxing Quotes By George Foreman: I hit Ali with everything and he said

I hit Ali with everything and he said 'is that all you got' and I said 'yeah, that's pretty much it.' — George Foreman

Funny Boxing Quotes By Alan Minter: Sure there have been injuries and deaths in

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. — Alan Minter

Funny Boxing Quotes By George Murray: Then I discovered I loved writing poetry more

Then I discovered I loved writing poetry more than fiction. — George Murray

Funny Boxing Quotes By Dmitry Glukhovsky: Never discuss the rights of the strong. You

Never discuss the rights of the strong. You are too weak to do that, — Dmitry Glukhovsky

Funny Boxing Quotes By Frank Crawford: The dumbest question I was ever asked by

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red. — Frank Crawford

Funny Boxing Quotes By Shelley Schanfield: Do not perform an action for the reward

Do not perform an action for the reward it may bring. Perform it because it is right; it is dharma. — Shelley Schanfield

Funny Boxing Quotes By Frank Bruno: Boxing's all about getting the job done as

Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds. — Frank Bruno

Funny Boxing Quotes By Vinny Paz: On hitting a shaken opponent - His legs

On hitting a shaken opponent - His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce. — Vinny Paz

Funny Boxing Quotes By Randall Cobb: I was once knocked out by a Mexican

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time. — Randall Cobb

Funny Boxing Quotes By Willie Pep: Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you. — Willie Pep

Funny Boxing Quotes By Sarah Palin: [Tax] dollars go to projects that have little

[Tax] dollars go to projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not. — Sarah Palin

Funny Boxing Quotes By Randall Cobb: When I got up I stuck to my

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb

Funny Boxing Quotes By Joe Louis: Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared I might kill

Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared I might kill Schmeling. — Joe Louis

Funny Boxing Quotes By Bob Arum: Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long

Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages. — Bob Arum

Funny Boxing Quotes By Ray Mancini: Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less,

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less. — Ray Mancini

Funny Boxing Quotes By Sylvester Stallone: Boxing is a great exercise ... as long

Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to. — Sylvester Stallone

Funny Boxing Quotes By Wayne Dyer: Your children are spiritual beings who come through

Your children are spiritual beings who come through you, not for you. — Wayne Dyer

Funny Boxing Quotes By Kostya Tszyu: It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a

It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you. — Kostya Tszyu