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Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Dean Blake: You know what pisses me off about time?

You know what pisses me off about time? It only lets us experience it once, yet it lasts forever. — Dean Blake

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Robert Morse: I like the normal things of life: I

I like the normal things of life: I like the Mets, and the Celtics, and the N.Y. Rangers. I like to watch C-Span; I love Costco. — Robert Morse

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Cornelia Meigs: Determination, however, can take the place of patience,

Determination, however, can take the place of patience, if earnestly applied. — Cornelia Meigs

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Jack Wallen: I wanted to own the air around him.

I wanted to own the air around him. I wanted to subsist on it. — Jack Wallen

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Bertie Ahern: Mr Brown is a politician of exceptional experience

Mr Brown is a politician of exceptional experience and ability, and I am sure he will discharge the office of Prime Minister with distinction — Bertie Ahern

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Dr Steven Bottomley: Wine is the nectar of the Gods, the

Wine is the nectar of the Gods, the spirit of the Earth, and the Devil the day after the night before. — Dr Steven Bottomley

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Saint Ignatius: Spiritual infirmities such as tepidity are caused, not

Spiritual infirmities such as tepidity are caused, not only by chills but also by fevers, that is, by excessive zeal. — Saint Ignatius

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Henry B. Eyring: The ideal God holds for us is to

The ideal God holds for us is to form families in the way most likely to lead to happiness and away from sorrow. — Henry B. Eyring

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Abraham Isaac Kook: When one looks truly at the good side

When one looks truly at the good side of everyone, others come to love him very naturally, and he does not need even a speck of flattery. — Abraham Isaac Kook

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Harry Browne: I want a government small enough to fit

I want a government small enough to fit inside the Constitution. — Harry Browne

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Dixie Lee Ray: No question about that, the radicals are in

No question about that, the radicals are in charge. — Dixie Lee Ray

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Leonard Cohen: I'm afraid to live any place but in

I'm afraid to live any place but in expectation. I'm no life-risk. — Leonard Cohen

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Barbara Hart: You should never look at the cup or

You should never look at the cup or glass as being half empty; see it as being half empty, then you will have mastered the test of greatness. — Barbara Hart

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Either you came in here a swimmer or

Either you came in here a swimmer or you'd better be a really fast learner — Suzanne Collins

Funny Broken Toe Quotes By Jonathan Capehart: One of the burdens of being a black

One of the burdens of being a black male is carrying the heavy weight of other people's suspicions. — Jonathan Capehart