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Funny Catch Up Quotes By Mike Nichols: The whole point about laughter is it's like

The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny. — Mike Nichols

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Kevin Fong: Space flight still had a long way to

Space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry. — Kevin Fong

Funny Catch Up Quotes By K'naan: To reach your goal authentically is probably, in

To reach your goal authentically is probably, in the end, going to mean much more to you than having reached it in a false way. — K'naan

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Laura L. Sullivan: Anna gave her that disjointed look with which

Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up. — Laura L. Sullivan

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Jane Campion: I think if it's interesting, it's interesting, and

I think if it's interesting, it's interesting, and if it's not, it's not working. — Jane Campion

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Thornton Wilder: Everybody's talking about people breaking into houses but

Everybody's talking about people breaking into houses but there are more people in the world who want to break out of houses. — Thornton Wilder

Funny Catch Up Quotes By B. Justin Shier: In the past five minutes, I had managed

In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead. — B. Justin Shier

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: For a comedian to kind of catch onto

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Charity Sunshine Tillemann-Dick: I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but

I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but there is no scriptural or historical basis for December 25th actually being the day that Jesus was born. — Charity Sunshine Tillemann-Dick

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Wednesday Addams: Are they made with real girl scouts

Are they made with real girl scouts — Wednesday Addams

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Jim Norton: I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice. — Jim Norton

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Heather Hildenbrand: You catch more flies with honey, ever heard

You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell. — Heather Hildenbrand

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I would like to go fishing and catch

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Stephen King: Pop culture writing is about ordinary people in

Pop culture writing is about ordinary people in extraordinary circumstances. Literature is about extraordinary people in ordinary circumstances. — Stephen King

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Auliq Ice: Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how

Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. — Auliq Ice

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Erich Von Stroheim: I could not work with a girl who

I could not work with a girl who did not have a spiritual quality. — Erich Von Stroheim

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Jamie Delano: That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like

That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack) — Jamie Delano

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Why do you always start after my beat

Why do you always start after my beat then rush to catch up? Do you want us to stay behind? — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Ayn Rand: But we, Equality 7-2521, are glad to be

But we, Equality 7-2521, are glad to be living. If this is a vice, then we wish no virtue. — Ayn Rand

Funny Catch Up Quotes By Leah Broadby: There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle,

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby