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Funny Chance Quotes By Rachel Van Dyken: It's funny isn't it? People claim to know

It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is
yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken

Funny Chance Quotes By Nicole Kidman: I was told I had a two per

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman

Funny Chance Quotes By Matt Chandler: The net that catches me when I confront

The net that catches me when I confront traumatic events is that 10,000 years from now, they will be a reason for rejoicing. — Matt Chandler

Funny Chance Quotes By Richelle Mead: Hope implies that you think you have a

Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something. — Richelle Mead

Funny Chance Quotes By J.A. Huss: She's laughing at me. "What's funny, Gidget?" "You

She's laughing at me. "What's funny, Gidget?" "You love me." I laugh back. "I do, and I'm going to show you just how much every chance I get. — J.A. Huss

Funny Chance Quotes By Mary Astell: If all men are born free, why is

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves? — Mary Astell

Funny Chance Quotes By Colin Hanks: I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always

I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always looking for the chance to be funny. — Colin Hanks

Funny Chance Quotes By Zooey Deschanel: I can't go on Gawker. I actually think

I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me. — Zooey Deschanel

Funny Chance Quotes By William Sadler: I don't get a chance to be funny

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like. — William Sadler

Funny Chance Quotes By Karen Chance: It never ceases to amaze me how many

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun."
"Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance

Funny Chance Quotes By C.J. Redwine: I reach up and pat them both on

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

Funny Chance Quotes By Tia Giacalone: Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

Funny Chance Quotes By Craig Bruce: It's funny how social activists usually protest against

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. — Craig Bruce

Funny Chance Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: A lie gets halfway around the world before

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. — Winston S. Churchill

Funny Chance Quotes By Bauvard: Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting

Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal. — Bauvard

Funny Chance Quotes By Karen Chance: Think you can maybe not die for five

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?"
"I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny. — Karen Chance

Funny Chance Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: The highest law gives a thing to him

The highest law gives a thing to him who can use it. — Henry David Thoreau

Funny Chance Quotes By Haven Kimmel: What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts?

What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. — Haven Kimmel

Funny Chance Quotes By Ian Frazier: I think what is important for things to

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself. — Ian Frazier

Funny Chance Quotes By Adam Carolla: Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. — Adam Carolla

Funny Chance Quotes By Maya Banks: Like I'm all powerful. Like I'm the only

Like I'm all powerful. Like I'm the only man. Like if you ever look at another man like that, I'd kill him. — Maya Banks

Funny Chance Quotes By Karen Chance: I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

Funny Chance Quotes By Asa Don Brown: Real happiness provides you the confidence that you

Real happiness provides you the confidence that you never thought was obtainable. — Asa Don Brown

Funny Chance Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Cause if you were my girlfriend and a

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

Funny Chance Quotes By Mel Brooks: Look, I had to take chances or it

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny. — Mel Brooks

Funny Chance Quotes By Boethius: In every kind of adversity, the bitterest part

In every kind of adversity, the bitterest part of a man's affliction is to remember that he once was happy. — Boethius

Funny Chance Quotes By James Baldwin: I am what time, circumstance, history, have made

I am what time, circumstance, history, have made of me, certainly, but I am also so much more than that. So are we all. — James Baldwin

Funny Chance Quotes By Karen Chance: No they called it the Codex Merlini because

No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph. — Karen Chance

Funny Chance Quotes By Tara Sivec: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

Funny Chance Quotes By Alison Wong: Love is simple, if you allow it to

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Funny Chance Quotes By Karen Chance: Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the

Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!"
"I'm trying!"
"Try harder! — Karen Chance