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It's not. There are bigger things than love.
— Kiera Cass
I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.
— Chelsea Handler
I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.
— Chelsea Handler
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
— Chelsea Handler
Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.
— Chelsea Handler
I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.
— Chelsea Handler
I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee.
— Chelsea Clinton
First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.
— Chelsea Handler
You assume that I don't know and I do care. The truth is the other way around.
— Matthew Woodring Stover
There's a lot of pretty funny women out there.
— Chelsea Handler
A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.
— William Wycherley
Most literature everywhere and of every time is bad.
— Joshua Cohen
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
— Chelsea Handler
I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny.
— Chelsea Handler
I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do.
— Chelsea Martin
Maybe I need something that means something.
— Charles Sheehan-Miles
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.
— Chelsea Handler
That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.
— Chelsea Handler
But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.
— Chelsea Handler
There must be some limit to the thing. It cannot go on to infinity.
— Samuel Hahnemann
I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.
— Chelsea Handler
I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.
— Chelsea Handler
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show.
— Chelsea Handler
If I didnt promote Joker, then who promoted
— Sonakshi Sinha
If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
— Chelsea Handler
I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
— Chelsea Handler
And he, despite the gallons of free whisky on offer, was wishing himself violently elsewhere.
— Stephen Fry
I like being around funny people.
— Chelsea Martin
Chocolate always makes everything better, don't you think?
— Elizabeth Camden
A little hope, a little kindness,can bring joy and dissolve sadness. — Debasish Mridha
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.
— Chelsea Handler
I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor.
— Chelsea Handler
One day all the memories die , Be patient ...
— Arash Pakravesh
Constituents. Many of them greeted their Congressman
— George W. Bush
The mind was dreaming. The world was its dream.
— Jorge Luis Borges