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Funny Coffee Quotes By Craig Benzine: The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Funny Coffee Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: Will you go out with me for a

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

Funny Coffee Quotes By April White: Courage rides on the coattails of confidence.

Courage rides on the coattails of confidence. — April White

Funny Coffee Quotes By Jesse Hajicek: If I could get hold of something nasty

If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all."
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek

Funny Coffee Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Funny Coffee Quotes By Simon Dunn: This was going to be the best cup

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

Funny Coffee Quotes By Jake Gyllenhaal: It's funny to me that people find other

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park. — Jake Gyllenhaal

Funny Coffee Quotes By Rachel Vincent: She stared down into her coffee, as if

She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now too soggy to use. — Rachel Vincent

Funny Coffee Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: Napoleon affords us an example of the danger

Napoleon affords us an example of the danger of elevating one's self to the absolute, and sacrificing everything to the carrying out of an idea. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Funny Coffee Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: [Friendships] are easy to get out of compared

[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail. — Fran Lebowitz

Funny Coffee Quotes By John Green: You'll find my leg under the coffee table.

You'll find my leg under the coffee table. — John Green

Funny Coffee Quotes By Scott Lynch: Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink. — Scott Lynch

Funny Coffee Quotes By Max Barry: A woman appeared and began to generate tea

A woman appeared and began to generate tea and coffee — Max Barry

Funny Coffee Quotes By Saleem Sharma: Pause while reading a book only in case

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:
1. To kiss
2. To sip coffee
Too bad both are a luxury. — Saleem Sharma

Funny Coffee Quotes By Samuel Johnson: There is no being so poor and so

There is no being so poor and so contemptible, who does not think there is somebody still poorer, and still more contemptible. — Samuel Johnson

Funny Coffee Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I surround myself with books when I write,

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly

Funny Coffee Quotes By Rex Pickett: Polypharmacology and curmudgeonliness were keeping her alive.

Polypharmacology and curmudgeonliness were keeping her alive. — Rex Pickett

Funny Coffee Quotes By Dwight D. Eisenhower: Character in many ways is everything in leadership.

Character in many ways is everything in leadership. It is made up of many things, but I would say character is really integrity. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

Funny Coffee Quotes By Katie Couric: When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

Funny Coffee Quotes By Tanya Masse: COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse

Funny Coffee Quotes By Alex George: The answer to most prayers is no.

The answer to most prayers is no. — Alex George

Funny Coffee Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: The only time I drink milk is when

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Coffee Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: The things you own, end up owning you.Tyler

The things you own, end up owning you.
Tyler Durden — Chuck Palahniuk

Funny Coffee Quotes By Cher: You make good coffee ... You're a slob,

You make good coffee ... You're a slob, but you make good coffee. — Cher

Funny Coffee Quotes By Marquis De Lafayette: Insurrection is the most sacred of rights and

Insurrection is the most sacred of rights and the most indispensable of duties. — Marquis De Lafayette

Funny Coffee Quotes By Fannie Flagg: You know, it's funny what you'll miss when

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

Funny Coffee Quotes By Kelly Moran: The first sign that Karma was now in

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

Funny Coffee Quotes By Neale Donald Walsch: Whatever it is that you wish to experience

Whatever it is that you wish to experience more of in your life, be the source of it in the life of another. — Neale Donald Walsch

Funny Coffee Quotes By Holly Black: Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks. — Holly Black