Funny College Quotes
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Funny College Quotes & Sayings
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Champagne! In victory, one deserves it; in defeat one needs it.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.
— Jamie McGuire
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
— Elbert Hubbard
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
— Natasha Leggero
someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rantsand her calming presence and - hello, irony. — Elle Kennedy
His eyes are a hazy swirl ofgray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy
Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.
— Tia Giacalone
I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it
— Elle Kennedy
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
— Chandan Sharma
Our subconscious mind stores all our negative beliefs, complexes and behavioral patterns
— Sunday Adelaja
I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Do not ignore you gift. Your gift is the thing you do the absolute BEST with the LEAST amount of effort."~Steve Harvey
— Steve Harvey
I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ...
— Whitney Gracia Williams
Discovering Samuel Beckett in college was a big deal for me. I realized you could be very funny and very dark at the same time.
— Billy Collins
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
— Adam Carolla
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'
— Mitch Hedberg
Down the violet wind slid syrinx melodies, wild as foxes, mad as love, strange as wakening.
— Cecilia Dart-Thornton
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
— Bob Monkhouse
Ambition rarely has anything to do with talent. Luck is best, and talent limps along a little bit behind luck.
— Charles Bukowski
TV always wants more people to be watching.
— Aisha Tyler
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
— Zooey Deschanel
And all those things you listed right now, they'rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy
