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Funny Colleges Quotes By Robert Green Ingersoll: Intelligence is the only moral guide.

Intelligence is the only moral guide. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Funny Colleges Quotes By William Levy: When I was back in Cuba, who could

When I was back in Cuba, who could have imagined I would be invited to the White House! — William Levy

Funny Colleges Quotes By Grantland Rice: One might as well attempt to describe the

One might as well attempt to describe the smoothness of the wind as to paint a clear picture of his complete swing. — Grantland Rice

Funny Colleges Quotes By Christin Lovell: Do not allow your body to confuse your

Do not allow your body to confuse your heart, — Christin Lovell

Funny Colleges Quotes By Dexter Palmer: We want all possible things made actual, the

We want all possible things made actual, the perpetual possibility of perfection, the best of all futures all at once. — Dexter Palmer

Funny Colleges Quotes By C.S. Lewis: If you do not listen to theology, that

If you do not listen to theology, that will not mean that you have no ideas about God. It will mean that you have a lot of wrong ones! — C.S. Lewis

Funny Colleges Quotes By Sam Sheppard: I was in love with my wife and

I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully. — Sam Sheppard

Funny Colleges Quotes By Nick Cave: You searched through all my poets, From Sappho

You searched through all my poets, From Sappho through to Auden, I saw the book fall from your hands, As you slowly died of boredom. — Nick Cave

Funny Colleges Quotes By Lewis Black: Kids seem to get me when I play

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. — Lewis Black

Funny Colleges Quotes By Michael Ruse: We who cherish science should be careful to

We who cherish science should be careful to distinguish when we are doing science and when we are extrapolating from it — Michael Ruse

Funny Colleges Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: When among the graves of thy fellows, walk

When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet. — Ambrose Bierce

Funny Colleges Quotes By Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi: What love is to the heart, appetite is

What love is to the heart, appetite is to the stomach. The stomach is the conductor that leads and livens up the great orchestra of our emotions. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Funny Colleges Quotes By Julia Child: The shellfish thing is very scary. You have

The shellfish thing is very scary. You have to know the people you buy from and exactly where their wholesalers are getting the fish from. — Julia Child

Funny Colleges Quotes By Markus Zusak: I want words at my funeral. But I

I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life. — Markus Zusak

Funny Colleges Quotes By D.H. Lawrence: The optimist builds himself safe inside a celland

The optimist builds himself safe inside a cell
and paints the inside walls sky-blue
and blocks up the door
and says he's in heaven. — D.H. Lawrence