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I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look.
— Chris Lilley
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
— Olivia Munn
me. I don't want to have to feel grateful all the time.
— Jacqueline Wilson
Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors.
— Busy Philipps
God is the opposite of Rodin.
— Robert Walser
Dreams have as much influences as actions.
— Stephane Mallarme
HECKLER: Say something funny!
COMEDIAN: I don't do requests. — J. Ross Clara
COMEDIAN: I don't do requests. — J. Ross Clara
It is harsh enough for each man to bear his own wound. But he who leads bears the wounds of all who follow him.
— Lloyd Alexander
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
— Rachel Dratch
Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.
— Joy Behar
Like life is short," he said. "Like you don't know when it's going to end. Like some things, left unsaid, can't ever be said.
— Jim Butcher
98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whereas before I was a young, blonde girl who would do what she was told. I know who I am as a person and I'm getting damn strong.
— Britney Spears
I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.
— Mike Birbiglia
I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of obnoxious people.
— Peter Cameron
The truth is you always grow to love the people you pray for. That's because you develop God's heart of love for them.
— Stormie O'martian
Comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny.
— Staton Rabin
What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic actors do is that they just read the headlines with the right eyebrow position and it's funny.
— David Salle
I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians.
— Richard C. Armitage
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
— Elayne Boosler
She was sleeping a sleep that wasn't her own and the gadgets to which she was connected didn't make a sound.
— Paolo Giordano
Sometimes I wonder," Thomas murmured.
"Wonder what?"
"If being alive matters. If being dead might be a lot easier. — James Dashner
"Wonder what?"
"If being alive matters. If being dead might be a lot easier. — James Dashner
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
— Denis Norden
Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.
— Tommy Chong