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Funny Deadpan Quotes By Dale Murphy: Maybe I am naive about certain things. But

Maybe I am naive about certain things. But I'm glad. I know all I want to know. — Dale Murphy

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Imran Khan: Imran Khan says 'End your ego, think of

Imran Khan says 'End your ego, think of nation — Imran Khan

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Charlie Munger: If you can get good at destroying your

If you can get good at destroying your own wrong ideas, that is a great gift. — Charlie Munger

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Patrick Warburton: So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever. — Patrick Warburton

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Matt Dillon: Actors don't generally go asking other actors for

Actors don't generally go asking other actors for advice too much, but I'll take suggestions wherever I can. — Matt Dillon

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Kim Wilde: There is sadness and confusion in our hearts

There is sadness and confusion in our hearts / And the world prepares to fight / as it tears itself apart, it isn't fair — Kim Wilde

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Paul Achleitner: A Facebook message will never be able to

A Facebook message will never be able to replace face-to-face interaction. — Paul Achleitner

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Georgette Heyer: I am not quite sober you know. In

I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle, shall we say, irregular? — Georgette Heyer

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Jared Leto: I think that to explore the uncomfortable and

I think that to explore the uncomfortable and the politically incorrect is the job of the artist. — Jared Leto

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Tim Winton: Everyone will tell you your goal is impossible,

Everyone will tell you your goal is impossible, pointless, stupid, wasteful. So you hang tough. You back yourslef and only yourself. — Tim Winton

Funny Deadpan Quotes By George W. Bush: This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating. — George W. Bush

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Sarah Rees Brennan: Actually," Alan said, earnest and clear-eyed, "this is

Actually," Alan said, earnest and clear-eyed, "this is my first time playing poker. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Dan Wieden: I think the real risk comes in being

I think the real risk comes in being willing to try to be authentic. — Dan Wieden

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Frederick Douglass: Having no resources within himself, he was compelled

Having no resources within himself, he was compelled to be the copyist of many, and being such, he was forever the victim of inconsistency; — Frederick Douglass

Funny Deadpan Quotes By Josh Stern: You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable

You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa — Josh Stern