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Funny Disaster Quotes By Tommy Cooper: So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster". — Tommy Cooper

Funny Disaster Quotes By David Nicholls: There is a point in the future where

There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote. — David Nicholls

Funny Disaster Quotes By Dannika Dark: So I flirt with disaster once or twice.

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark

Funny Disaster Quotes By Jamie McGuire: I had died and woken up in High

I had died and woken up in High School Musical — Jamie McGuire

Funny Disaster Quotes By Richard Marman: Funny how people keep thanking God after He's

Funny how people keep thanking God after He's inflicted a disaster on them. — Richard Marman

Funny Disaster Quotes By Brittany Cavallaro: The two of us, we're the best kind

The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and machetes. — Brittany Cavallaro

Funny Disaster Quotes By Jamie McGuire: Look at him," she said, shaking her head.

Look at him," she said, shaking her head. "Travis Maddox: Mr. Mom. — Jamie McGuire

Funny Disaster Quotes By Tom Holt: A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a

A problem's nothing but an opportunity wearing a funny hat, and inside every disaster there's a triumph struggling to get out. — Tom Holt