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One can't write for all readers. A poet cannot write for people who don't like poetry.
— Nathalie Sarraute
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
— Steven Wright
Dawn tore at the seam of night, pulling the blackness back a little farther with each passing minute.
— Mary Alice Monroe
I will always choose to be an imbecile. I couldn't cut it as an old fashion, and dry gal.
— Mary Sage Nguyen
You read and you're pierced. That's one of the things I try to teach my students-how to write piercingly.
— Aldous Huxley
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
To discover and know has always been a deep tendency of our nature. Can we not recognize it already in caveman?
— Pierre Teilhard De Chardin
I miss my boats, and I miss having the ability to be out on the water during the daytime and then go skiing at night.
— Jason Priestley
In westerns, you meet a hardy bunch of characters. There is no jealousy on such pictures.
— John Wayne
Today's warm houses will be the cold ruins in the very distant future!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I wish sometimes you had a few bad motives, you might understand a little more about human beings.
— Graham Greene
As long as I know this" - he lifted our joined hands - "is mine to hold, I'll wait for you forever.
— Jus Accardo
The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.
— Bauvard
Wonderful. I'm stranded with the least creative Ramblers.
— M.L. LeGette