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Funny Eating Quotes By Leo Tolstoy: No, I can't argue with them; they wear

No, I can't argue with them; they wear impenetrable armour, while I'm naked. — Leo Tolstoy

Funny Eating Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Funny Eating Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I saw this wino, he was eating grapes.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Eating Quotes By Demetri Martin: When they were naming the animals, somebody got

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

Funny Eating Quotes By Frank Carson: There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson

Funny Eating Quotes By Tanya Masse: How is it that food STILL contains calories

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying! — Tanya Masse

Funny Eating Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Warren returns from his room and sits back

Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table.
"I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't finished eating yet. — Colleen Hoover

Funny Eating Quotes By Sidney Wood: Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her; if you play with somebody else, she fights with you. — Sidney Wood

Funny Eating Quotes By Shania Twain: I think there's something odd about eating another

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. — Shania Twain

Funny Eating Quotes By Todd Stocker: You need to get out of the nest

You need to get out of the nest if you ever want to fly. — Todd Stocker

Funny Eating Quotes By Jay Leno: You know what they say when a supermodel

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

Funny Eating Quotes By Haddon W. Robinson: The Bible does not provide a map for

The Bible does not provide a map for life - only a compass. — Haddon W. Robinson

Funny Eating Quotes By Peaches Geldof: People should just be aware of how they

People should just be aware of how they are eating ... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad. — Peaches Geldof

Funny Eating Quotes By George Mallinckrodt: Failure is inevitable, what is learned from it

Failure is inevitable, what is learned from it is not. — George Mallinckrodt

Funny Eating Quotes By Paul McKenna: I've noticed a funny thing about people who

I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it — Paul McKenna

Funny Eating Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one

Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks

Funny Eating Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: It's not over till the fat lady eats!

It's not over till the fat lady eats! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Funny Eating Quotes By Lauren Barnholdt: You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly.

You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back. — Lauren Barnholdt

Funny Eating Quotes By Johnny Carson: If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. — Johnny Carson

Funny Eating Quotes By Jason Gray: You can recognize a saint by the wounds

You can recognize a saint by the wounds they don't disguise. — Jason Gray

Funny Eating Quotes By Christian Dior: High heels? Painful pleasure.

High heels? Painful pleasure. — Christian Dior

Funny Eating Quotes By Alain De Botton: I suffer, therefore I am special. I am

I suffer, therefore I am special. I am not understood, but for precisely that reason, I am worthy of greater understanding. 13. — Alain De Botton

Funny Eating Quotes By Adam Carolla: I saw a commercial for the maxi pads

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. — Adam Carolla

Funny Eating Quotes By Steven Wright: Do fish get cramps after eating?

Do fish get cramps after eating? — Steven Wright

Funny Eating Quotes By Olive B. Persimmon: The first time someone asked me if I

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

Funny Eating Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: No man can bring about the perfect murder;

No man can bring about the perfect murder; chance, however, can do it. — Vladimir Nabokov

Funny Eating Quotes By Solange Nicole: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Funny Eating Quotes By Amy Harmon: You chose me because I am of use.

You chose me because I am of use. But I chose you because I wanted you. All I ever wanted was for you to love me in return. He — Amy Harmon

Funny Eating Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper

Funny Eating Quotes By Stephan Labossiere: Everyone isn't going to embrace your value, but

Everyone isn't going to embrace your value, but that doesn't mean you need to go and change your price. — Stephan Labossiere

Funny Eating Quotes By William Gibson: It doesn't matter how fast your modem is

It doesn't matter how fast your modem is if you're being shelled by ethnic separatists. — William Gibson

Funny Eating Quotes By Frederick Lenz: The state between birth and death is not

The state between birth and death is not sympathetic. It is a flow system. Whatever your conscious level is, that is how you will reincarnate. — Frederick Lenz