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So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land
— Richard Llewellyn
When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent.
— Jean-Georges Vongerichten
He couldn't even write his name. When he was Emperor, he had to sign documents with a stencil.
— K.J. Parker
The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
— Frankie Boyle
You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are.
— Marisa De Los Santos
Collective leadership effectiveness drives business performance.
— William A. Adams
One more try,' he asked, 'We are not quite done.' 'What is the use of trying?' 'It is a thing which people do.
— T.H. White
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[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds.
— Vladimir Nabokov
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
— Robin Williams
Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.
— Seth Grahame-Smith
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
— Daniel Tosh
The real fun of life is in laughing
— Azhar Sabri
When time is reduced to linear progress, it is emptied of presence.
— John O'Donohue
Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that.""I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine
I was not born with English in my pocket.
— Santosh Kalwar
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.
— Sacha Guitry
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
— David Cross
Happiness can be attained by letting go, including letting go of your ideas about happiness.
— Thich Nhat Hanh
I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.
— Pharrell Williams
Everything in English sounded funny.
— Richard House
Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word
— Frank Bough
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
— Margaret Cho
The analyst's conclusions must always rest upon the figures and upon established tests and standards.
— Benjamin Graham
If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler
— Benny Bellamacina
Only the trombonist played on. That's trombonists for you.
— David Mitchell
