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Funny Enlightenment Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: They seemed to be good people. Most people

They seemed to be good people. Most people are if given the chance. — Patrick Rothfuss

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By Seth Godin: Marketers have to move upstream now. We have

Marketers have to move upstream now. We have to stop being the last step in the process and start being the first step. — Seth Godin

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By Rush Limbaugh: I don't want to be THE president, but

I don't want to be THE president, but I would like to have A president. — Rush Limbaugh

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By Gary Hopkins: Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.

Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat. — Gary Hopkins

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By Frederick Lenz: Nirvana is very funny. It's not sincere particularly.

Nirvana is very funny. It's not sincere particularly. It's rather frivolous, actually. — Frederick Lenz

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By William Shakespeare: I'll take thy word for faith, not ask

I'll take thy word for faith, not ask thine oath; Who shuns not to break one will sure crack both. — William Shakespeare

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By Saurabh Sharma: There are only two profound ways to reach

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: When I saw a phone on a plane

When I saw a phone on a plane for the first time, I panicked ... I thought people were going to call me. — Fran Lebowitz

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By Paulo Coelho: Imagine if everyone went around transforming lead into

Imagine if everyone went around transforming lead into gold. Gold would lose its value. — Paulo Coelho

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By H.L. Mencken: Hanging one scoundrel, it appears, does not deter

Hanging one scoundrel, it appears, does not deter the next. Well, what of it? The first one is at least disposed of. — H.L. Mencken

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By Charlotte Bronte: This pure little drop from a pure little

This pure little drop from a pure little source was too sweet: it penetrated deep, and subdued the heart — Charlotte Bronte

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By Mary McCarthy: A novelist is an elephant, but an elephant

A novelist is an elephant, but an elephant who must pretend to forget. — Mary McCarthy

Funny Enlightenment Quotes By John Gordon Sinclair: A critic once described me as an 'amiable

A critic once described me as an 'amiable beanpole.' I got it printed on a T-shirt. — John Gordon Sinclair