Funny Experience Quotes
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
— Woody Allen
It was a sobering experience.
— Lindsay Lohan
Too stupid to learn and too stupid to give up.
— George R R Martin
Life is a near-death experience.
— George Carlin
Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off ...
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law.
— John F. Kennedy
Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.
— Robert Breault
Is any blogger out there saying anything - do they deserve First Amendment protection? These are the issues of our times.
— Lindsey Graham
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
— Woody Allen
Don't force things to happen.
— Lisa Loeb
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
— Milton Berle
There's a saying, isn't there, that when you've had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex?
— Kirsty Greenwood
Leftists always want to ... circle around subjects ... rather than addressing any subject directly.
— Dave Sim
Unintelligible language is a lantern without a light.
— Samuel Johnson
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
We've all been broken at some point. Forgiving ourselves or another person helps us move forward.
— Julia Roberts
Stevia does something funny to the chemistry of my mouth. There's no fooling a taste bud, in my experience.
— Jonathan Franzen
When Fred Astaire danced, everything in this world was perfect.
— Stanley Donen
Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?""I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka
The moment the light of your being becomes bright, darkness will melt away to reveal the brightness of your consciousness.
— Debasish Mridha
