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Funny Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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With attitude, you can determine your own performance.
— Pat Summitt
Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world
— Jeevagan Nagarajan
Jesus is not a religious leader; He is a Savior. You can enjoy His extravagant love even right after you fall into your extravagant sin.
— Carlos A. Rodriguez
Always I'm feeling, 'You're never going to work again.' That's going to happen one day, but I hope I'm not alive.
— Lauren Bacall
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me.
— Wiz Khalifa
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
— Andy Borowitz
Enemies provide us some of the best opportunities to practice patience, tolerance, and compassion.
— Dalai Lama XIV
It's not your fault you had an unwanted dick in you.
— Rebecca O'Donnell
Oh, you think it's funny being mean to Sienna on facebook? I predict a bandaged thumb in the near future
yours. — Sienna McQuillen
New Yorkers your voices must be heard. Tell your state Congressmen to support same sex marriage bill. All you need is love
— Madonna Ciccone
Forgive those whose actions are the outcome of their personality, and forget those whose personalities are the outcome of their actions.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The boy who hadn't been loved and had been left by everyone had trusted me with his heart and I'd let him down.
— Abbi Glines
What's our baggage? Only vows,Happiness, and all our care,
And the flower that sweetly shows
Nestling lightly in your hair. — Victor Hugo
My face is in his neck and I think if I was going to cry, this would be the perfect place to do it
— Nyrae Dawn
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
— Bill Maher
I don't care much about success or anything like that. I've only ever wanted life to be an adventure.
— Marc Almond
No man should have proprietary rights over land who does not use that land wisely and lovingly.
— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola