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Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Unknown: When someone told me I live in a

When someone told me I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn. — Unknown

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Leah Broadby: If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By John Bellairs: Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by

Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead. — John Bellairs

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Chloe Neill: It was a fabulous outfit, but it was

It was a fabulous outfit, but it was so urban-fantasy book cover. — Chloe Neill

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Krista Alasti: I can be a gentleman off and on.

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran — Krista Alasti

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Dave Attell: Every dude in here has had a fantasy

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat. — Dave Attell

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Err on the side of awesome.

Err on the side of awesome. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Leah Broadby: Fear of new ideas breeds angry head spiders

Fear of new ideas breeds angry head spiders that have been known to attack. — Leah Broadby

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Silas consumed only one food, and it was

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas. — Neil Gaiman

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Terry Pratchett: But we don't do things like that!" said

But we don't do things like that!" said Vimes. "You can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day! — Terry Pratchett

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Jodie B. Cooper: Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the

Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared's neck. — Jodie B. Cooper

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By C.J. Milbrandt: Do you mean that Zane is some kind

Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet? — C.J. Milbrandt

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Krista Alasti: Just shut up and talk. - Shella

Just shut up and talk. - Shella — Krista Alasti

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Melinda DuChamp: Someday my prince will come," she lamented softly,

Someday my prince will come," she lamented softly, "too fast. — Melinda DuChamp

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Stacey Marie Brown: Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms.

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Robert Asprin: If the proper preparations have been made and

If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success
Ethelred The Unready — Robert Asprin

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Devon McCormack: Being a laborer with one hand is about

Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Meghan Ciana Doidge: I might be able to walk away from

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Leah Broadby: There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle,

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Jaleigh Johnson: Normally, she would never wish a head injury

Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier. — Jaleigh Johnson

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Nora Roberts: My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering

My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day? — Nora Roberts

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Dannika Dark: So I flirt with disaster once or twice.

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Dannika Dark: I was beginning to think that Simon just

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Rick Riordan: Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be

Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles. — Rick Riordan

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Bernard Malamud: One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns

One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride. — Bernard Malamud

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Leah Broadby: Memory is like a box of chocolates. They

Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly. — Leah Broadby

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Ash Gray: Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do

Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Natasha Boyd: The truth of the matter was no boy

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Dannika Dark: I never arrive unannounced without something big and

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

Funny Fantasy Y A Quotes By Ivan Stoikov: No matter how strong you are, you cannot

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov