Funny Fathers Day Quotes
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Funny Fathers Day Quotes & Sayings
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You are not the car you drive.
— Brad Pitt
Imagination is a poor substitute for experience.
— Havelock Ellis
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
This is how you conquer your enemies:through their ignorance of you,
and through your knowledge of them. — Matshona Dhliwayo
If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Poetry even bad poetry
may be our final hope. — Edward Abbey
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
— Timothy J. Russert
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
— Dave Barry
Everyone thinks I'm a wimp and even my own band hates me. Oh, well. I guess I'll just flip 'em the bird!
— Black Francis
I think war should be illegal.
— Richard Engel
Marxism, famously a cry of pain rather than a science, has had its poets, but so has every other major religious heresy.
— Harold Bloom
What you get with violence can be maintained only with violence
— Martin Luther King Jr.