Funny Feet Quotes
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Funny Feet Quotes & Sayings
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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
— Henny Youngman
Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.
— Steve Coogan
He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet ...
— Orson Scott Card
Noses run. Feet smell.
— Teresa Monachino
No tricks, Syn," Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away."Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit," I said — Amelia Hutchins
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
— Billy Crystal
I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know. — Cassandra Clare
Ala!" Echo sprang to her feet, legs tangled in the sheets. The Ala was here. The Ala had brought food. The Ala was a goddess
— Melissa Grey
If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall?
— Gwenn Wright
Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up.
— Joanne Clancy
One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.
— Robert Benchley
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
— Bob Monkhouse
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
— Kristen Schaal
I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.
— Steve Coogan
I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches.
— Chuck Wepner
I was never over-weight, just under-tall. The correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches.
— Brendan Grace
If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA.
— Gary Dornhoefer
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
— Ellen DeGeneres
Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.
— Eric Allman
Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
My shoes are size 2 and a 1/2, the same size as my feet
— Elaine Paige
The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet.
— Maria V. Snyder
So I know where my feet are.
— Robert Pattinson
I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan
