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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor.
— Jaleigh Johnson
Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
— Katie McGarry
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
Cale! Have you had a female in here?"Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.
— John Cleese
That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking, what's your vice and what brand of trouble does it lead to?
— Neal Stephenson
Your pretense does not fool me, gnome. My eye will be upon you.
— Cassandra Clare
Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different.
— Nell Freudenberger
It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like.
— Christie Cote
It's best not to get settled on things being a certain way, I realized. Life had a funny way if interrupting your plans.
— Tracey Porter
What are you boys doing?" she asks, as if we're still little kids messing around."Arguin'," Carlos says matter-of-factly. — Simone Elkeles
Goodness is funny because it draws you to it while curiously possessing you with the untrammelled desire to turn it into something bad.
— Sophie Villalobos
I shook my head back and forth as though I was a human etch-a-sketch, erasing the memory.
— Nicole Gulla
Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
Boys don't gossip.""Pah! You don't know us as well as you think."
This was a disturbing prospect. — Jennifer Echols
Funny how Underhill could get along with almost anyone, tuning down his manias to whatever the traffic would bear.
— Vernor Vinge
It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back.
— Jennifer Echols
I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.
— Jennifer Echols
Can you put your hands on my crotch?""Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice. — Jennifer Echols
You know I love you,' said the other mother flatly.'You have a very funny way of showing it,' said Coraline. — Neil Gaiman
I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots.
— Edgar Rice Burroughs
If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.
— Mark Jackman
There's always time for arguin' when you're a Fuentes.
— Simone Elkeles
When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
— Scott Thompson
But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.
— Terry Pratchett
She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy
— Haidji
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
— Rick Riordan
Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier.
— Jaleigh Johnson
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov
Does Playboy still run fiction?""I have absolutely no idea, Melinda," he said, grinning. — Robyn Carr
What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.""I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
Whoa, who was that?""Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles
A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell.
— Hanna Lui
Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.
— Michael LaRocca
A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one.
— Kiersten Fay
She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds.
— Simone Elkeles
Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet?
— C.J. Milbrandt
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
— Simone Elkeles
You look like a hot tamale.""That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles
I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.
— Jennifer Echols
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.
— Simone Elkeles
Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.
— Anne Burack Sayre
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam.
— Sandy Ward Bell
You've got a big ego, Fuentes.""That's not all I've got. — Simone Elkeles
Funny, they made this new genre called Speculative Fiction, I thought all fiction had always been speculative.
— Teri Louise Kelly
