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Funny Fictional Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: I pull out my e-reader and get back

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

Funny Fictional Quotes By W.S. Gilbert: We yield at once with humbled mien,Because, with

We yield at once with humbled mien,
Because, with all our faults, we love our Queen. — W.S. Gilbert

Funny Fictional Quotes By Madeleine L'Engle: Ach,' she heard someone saying, 'I left mein

Ach,' she heard someone saying, 'I left mein ceinture dans le shower ce morgen. Quelle dope ich bin! — Madeleine L'Engle

Funny Fictional Quotes By Byron Katie: Reality doesn't wait for your opinion, vote, or

Reality doesn't wait for your opinion, vote, or permission, sweetheart. It just keeps being what it is and doing what it does. — Byron Katie

Funny Fictional Quotes By Peter Ustinov: I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. ... It's the party at present in power. — Peter Ustinov

Funny Fictional Quotes By Janet Evanovich: That's how hospitals get you. You go in

That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies. — Janet Evanovich

Funny Fictional Quotes By Ayn Rand: Value is that which one acts to gain

Value is that which one acts to gain and/or keep. Virtue is the act by which one aims and/or keeps it. — Ayn Rand

Funny Fictional Quotes By John Kenneth Galbraith: The Metropolis should have been aborted long before

The Metropolis should have been aborted long before it became New York, London or Tokyo. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Funny Fictional Quotes By Bryant McGill: If you try to hold people to your

If you try to hold people to your standard of conduct you will go mad with disappointment and grief. — Bryant McGill

Funny Fictional Quotes By Rick Santorum: My feeling is, well, if it's my money,

My feeling is, well, if it's my money, I have a right to judge. — Rick Santorum

Funny Fictional Quotes By Antonya Nelson: I want to earn a reader's capacity to

I want to earn a reader's capacity to be moved. — Antonya Nelson

Funny Fictional Quotes By Paul Whiteman: Jazz came to America three hundred years ago

Jazz came to America three hundred years ago in chains. — Paul Whiteman

Funny Fictional Quotes By Robby Novak: It's everybody's duty to give the world a

It's everybody's duty to give the world a reason to dance. — Robby Novak