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Funny First Date Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: No bikinis on a first date." He nods.

No bikinis on a first date." He nods. "I'm sure that's a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Funny First Date Quotes By Russell D. Moore: A crossless Christianity isn't just a deficient Christianity;

A crossless Christianity isn't just a deficient Christianity; it's the same old satanism of human striving. — Russell D. Moore

Funny First Date Quotes By Alice Meynell: Our fathers valued change for the sake of

Our fathers valued change for the sake of its results; we value it in the act. — Alice Meynell

Funny First Date Quotes By Adolf Hitler: I do not know what horrified me most

I do not know what horrified me most [during the depression]: the economic misery of my companions [or] their moral and ethical coarseness. — Adolf Hitler

Funny First Date Quotes By Pedro Okoro: Your authority as a believer comes from Jesus's

Your authority as a believer comes from Jesus's triumph over the enemy. — Pedro Okoro

Funny First Date Quotes By Alan Watts: How could you say the best form of

How could you say the best form of government is a republic if you think the universe is a monarchy? — Alan Watts

Funny First Date Quotes By Ethel Waters: We show girls were forced to live in

We show girls were forced to live in whorehouses in each town, no other accommodations being available. — Ethel Waters

Funny First Date Quotes By Tara Janzen: All he'd done was lose her underwear and

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

Funny First Date Quotes By Glenn Close: I don't think the tabloids find me very

I don't think the tabloids find me very interesting. — Glenn Close

Funny First Date Quotes By Michel De Certeau: The only freedom supposed to be left to

The only freedom supposed to be left to the masses is that of grazing on the ration of simulacra the system distributes to each individual. — Michel De Certeau

Funny First Date Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I immediately split the crowd. I thought about

I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, Gay pride, white power! just to confuse people. — Doug Stanhope