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Funny Guarantee Quotes By Julius Charles Hare: To no kind of begging are people so

To no kind of begging are people so averse, as to begging pardon; that is, when there is any serious ground for doing so. — Julius Charles Hare

Funny Guarantee Quotes By Tom Lehrer: Angels we have heard on High Tell us

Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy. — Tom Lehrer

Funny Guarantee Quotes By Harriet Lerner: If you want a recipe for relationship failure,

If you want a recipe for relationship failure, just wait for the other person to change first. — Harriet Lerner

Funny Guarantee Quotes By Francis Bacon: I should have been, I don't know, a

I should have been, I don't know, a con-man, a robber or a prostitute. But it was vanity that made me choose painting, vanity and chance. — Francis Bacon

Funny Guarantee Quotes By Lena Andersson: It turned out that a person could miss

It turned out that a person could miss someone she had never met, except in her imagination. — Lena Andersson

Funny Guarantee Quotes By Woody Allen: I'm not a big believer in the sense

I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy. — Woody Allen

Funny Guarantee Quotes By Boots Riley: When my daughter was born, that was the

When my daughter was born, that was the first time I cried from happiness. — Boots Riley

Funny Guarantee Quotes By Bauvard: Making love to a person in their sleep

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Funny Guarantee Quotes By Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Found: The glass is not half empty; it is

The glass is not half empty; it is half full. — Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Found

Funny Guarantee Quotes By Duane Hanson: I do not love fiction, I love history.

I do not love fiction, I love history. — Duane Hanson

Funny Guarantee Quotes By L. S. Lowry: If people call me a Sunday painter I'm

If people call me a Sunday painter I'm a Sunday painter who paints every day of the week! — L. S. Lowry

Funny Guarantee Quotes By Fred Armisen: Remember that there's no one way of doing

Remember that there's no one way of doing things ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open. — Fred Armisen