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Funny Guitar Quotes By Brian Setzer: It's really funny, I think to myself ...

It's really funny, I think to myself ... I've got my same guitar and amp, it's just a bigger room now! Some things don't change. — Brian Setzer

Funny Guitar Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: If I'm drinking I can either be the

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone. — Gabriel Iglesias

Funny Guitar Quotes By Jose Maria Aznar: The alliance should agree ... to an effective

The alliance should agree ... to an effective NATO role against the new threats presented by international terrorism and weapons of mass destruction. — Jose Maria Aznar

Funny Guitar Quotes By Peter Burke: Myths are not to be despised, but reading

Myths are not to be despised, but reading them literally is not to be recommended. — Peter Burke

Funny Guitar Quotes By Wes Montgomery: I never practice my guitar. From time to

I never practice my guitar. From time to time I just open the case & throw in a piece of raw meat. — Wes Montgomery

Funny Guitar Quotes By Jeff Beck: That old funny-shaped bit of wood is still

That old funny-shaped bit of wood is still staring me in the face every day saying 'come on, you haven't started yet!' It's infinite. — Jeff Beck

Funny Guitar Quotes By Vic Tayback: Too many actors get on an ego trip

Too many actors get on an ego trip and won't do commercials, so they sit around for 20 years between jobs. — Vic Tayback

Funny Guitar Quotes By Victor LaValle: The journalistic endeavor - at least theoretically -

The journalistic endeavor - at least theoretically - is grounded in objectivity. The goal is to get you to understand what happened, when and to whom. — Victor LaValle

Funny Guitar Quotes By Cali Ressler: If you were judged and paid based on

If you were judged and paid based on what you actually contributed to your organization, then time and place wouldn't be a factor. — Cali Ressler

Funny Guitar Quotes By M. Pierce: And I, a self-saboteur of the first degree,

And I, a self-saboteur of the first degree, did it anyway. — M. Pierce

Funny Guitar Quotes By Jack Johnson: I can go for a week without a

I can go for a week without a guitar, but it's not even funny if I don't get to surf for a month. — Jack Johnson

Funny Guitar Quotes By David Almond: You're my best boy. Whatever happens, you'll always

You're my best boy. Whatever happens, you'll always be my best boy. — David Almond

Funny Guitar Quotes By Leelee Sobieski: I've never scratched, or punched, or slapped anybody

I've never scratched, or punched, or slapped anybody in my real life. — Leelee Sobieski

Funny Guitar Quotes By Paige Omartian: Lord, my life is but a mist (James

Lord, my life is but a mist (James 4:14), yet through Your power, the things I give myself to can have an eternal impact. I am Your vessel — Paige Omartian

Funny Guitar Quotes By Eric Clapton: Give me a guitar and I'll play; give

Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it. — Eric Clapton

Funny Guitar Quotes By Frank Zappa: If you really love guitar, you're going to

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing. — Frank Zappa

Funny Guitar Quotes By Ovid: There is more refreshment and stimulation in a

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. — Ovid

Funny Guitar Quotes By Anne Bishop: I lost nothing I regret losing," Witch said

I lost nothing I regret losing," Witch said softly. "I am what I want to be. — Anne Bishop

Funny Guitar Quotes By Robert T. Kiyosaki: Rich dadthought it best to go broke before

Rich dad
thought it best to go broke before 30.
"You still have time to recover". — Robert T. Kiyosaki

Funny Guitar Quotes By Pete Townshend: I smash guitars because I like them.

I smash guitars because I like them. — Pete Townshend