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Funny Hi Quotes By Kylie Scott: I stepped away from the wall and tried

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

Funny Hi Quotes By Carol Bartz: My grandmother raised me. She was a real

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

Funny Hi Quotes By Noel Fielding: This is not a dress. This is a

This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks. — Noel Fielding

Funny Hi Quotes By Kaje Harper: I was just wondering, what would you say

I was just wondering, what would you say to a pair of kittens?"
""Hi, snack food? — Kaje Harper

Funny Hi Quotes By Kathy Reichs: Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

Funny Hi Quotes By Richard Brinsley Sheridan: Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Funny Hi Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross! — Jerry Coleman

Funny Hi Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: Do you remember that kid that had sex

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing. — Zach Galifianakis

Funny Hi Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: If your idea of a 7 course meal

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Hi Quotes By Alison Bechdel: Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel

Funny Hi Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One

How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins

Funny Hi Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Tell Savitar I said hi.

Tell Savitar I said hi. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Hi Quotes By Veronica Roth: Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?""No, I think the

Be careful, though."
"Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth

Funny Hi Quotes By Josh Billings: The greatest thief this world has ever produced

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

Funny Hi Quotes By Ron Pickering: Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds

Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier — Ron Pickering

Funny Hi Quotes By Caitlin Hale: Jack Black is so funny! On and off

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

Funny Hi Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny Hi Quotes By David Letterman: Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman