Funny Hope Quotes
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Funny Hope Quotes & Sayings
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In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite.
— David Coleman
The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
— Gene Wilder
It was funny to me how Murk played with these niggas and gave them hope in their last moments. "Who
— Porscha Sterling
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
— Carroll Bryant
Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.
— Colleen Hoover
Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something.
— Richelle Mead
And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose.
— Gary Paulsen
See you in the funny papers, he said. Jaunty, he reminded himself; always jaunty. In my panache is their hope for salvation.
— Michael Chabon
It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.""I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed
Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do.
— Laura Miller
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in
— Caleb Followill
Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash.
— Kenny Everett
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
Hope is a deceitful cock tease and I don't trust that bitch
— Heather R. Blair
You know, Hope is also rather interesting, there's just not two of her, Dad teased Nona
— Holly Hood
I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It's funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly.
— Melody J. Bremen
Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us." "Yes," Lana added. "Let's hope we're not in Canada or Mexico by now." "Very funny.
— James Dashner
It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like love, or fear, or hate. It's a feeling you don't really know you had until it's gone.
— Anna Quindlen
I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.
— Judith Viorst
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
— Daniel Tosh
I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.
— Emo Philips
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
— Charles M. Schulz
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
— William J. Clinton
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.
— Karl Pilkington
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
— Bob Hope
Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who I ran into."Horace grinned at him. "i hope you ran into him hard."
"As hard as I could. — John Flanagan
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
— Bob Hope
I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!
— Lisa Lampanelli
Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny.
— Joan Severance
The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.
— Sophie Kinsella
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
— Bob Hope
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
— Craig Ferguson
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'
— Paul George
I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."
— Zach Galifianakis
I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.
— Jim Norton
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
— Solange Nicole
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?
— Tina Fey
