Funny Immature Quotes
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Funny Immature Quotes & Sayings
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There's a difference between the words father and dad. And it's more than three words.
— Sarah Dessen
True love was a flower in the gut, its petals unfurling inside out. You would risk all for love -- blissful, never without its drops of dismay.
— Jessie Burton
In other words, stop judging yourself against shiny people. Avoid the shiny people. The shiny people are a lie.
— Jenny Lawson
the main Erudite building would be a library.
— Veronica Roth
It was his habit, when he rewrote anything, to shed himself of all earlier versions. He kept a clean house.
— Barbara Kingsolver
I worried that what I had seen in the driver was something I'd seen in myself, that it took me to know me.
— Catherine Lacey
The poor live slow and hard; the rich, fast and easy. The rest of us shuffle along as we may.
— Mason Cooley
Yet another example of how every girl had to be one or the other: Pretty or smart.
— Megan McCafferty
Comedy works in fashion cycles, in a way. And sometimes, studios will imitate those cycles a little too much.
— Scot Armstrong
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
— Daniel Tosh
In the beginning William Shakespeare was a baby, and knew absolutely nothing. He couldn't even speak.
— Mary Ruefle
