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Funny Junkies Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She asked if I loved another woman, so

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Junkies Quotes By Kristen Bell: I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. — Kristen Bell

Funny Junkies Quotes By Dora J. Arod: My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod

Funny Junkies Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: If I could bronze my love, it'd be

If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Junkies Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love being in love, but I also

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Junkies Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Our love was a two-person game. At least

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Junkies Quotes By Dora J. Arod: I'm a fake fact factory. The things I

I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. — Dora J. Arod

Funny Junkies Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Junkies Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: If you have the woman you love, what

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Junkies Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I make love with a focus and intensity

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Junkies Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: To find out if she really loved me,

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo