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Funny Landlord Quotes By Jamie McGuire: What do you think? she asked, pouting her

What do you think? she asked, pouting her lips attempting to imitate a model . . . or a duck. I wasn't sure which. — Jamie McGuire

Funny Landlord Quotes By Frank Carson: There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. — Frank Carson

Funny Landlord Quotes By Doug Larson: It's a wise person who knows the difference

It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk. — Doug Larson

Funny Landlord Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: None of this makes any sense.""I'm beginning to

None of this makes any sense."
"I'm beginning to think I should make that the title of my autobiography. — Rachel Hawkins

Funny Landlord Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate

Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away. — George Bernard Shaw

Funny Landlord Quotes By Carmen Jenner: White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this

White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword. — Carmen Jenner

Funny Landlord Quotes By Stefne Miller: If there's one area of me that the

If there's one area of me that the devil's got a hold of, it's my tongue. — Stefne Miller