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The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
— Gene Wilder
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
— Rita Rudner
And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose.
— Gary Paulsen
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.
— Eugene Ormandy
When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
— Mark Schiff
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.
— Walter Matthau
Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.
— Mark A. Cooper
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
— Doug Stanhope
Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!
— Mitch Hedberg
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society.
— G.G. Silverman
Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.
— James Joyce
Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki
— Nigel Starmer-Smith
May this continent, the last explored by humankind, be the first one to be spared by humankind.
— Jacques-Yves Cousteau
Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it.
— Adrienne Wilder
I did not know that we had ever quarreled.
— Henry David Thoreau
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
— Samuel Butler
Last year we drove across the country ... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip ... I don't remember what it was ...
— Steven Wright
The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
— Russell Howard
