Funny Leaving Quotes
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Funny Leaving Quotes & Sayings
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over.
— Kresley Cole
There's really only one good writing habit: You must write constantly.
— Rob Bignell, Editor
There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
— Robin Williams
The rights of one sex, political and otherwise, are the same as those of the other sex, and this equality of rights ought to be fully recognized.
— Leland Stanford
Increasingly, America is biblically illiterate.
— George Barna
It's funny, leaving a place, ain't it?" he said. "You never do know when you'll get back.
— Larry McMurtry
There were so many fewer questions when stars were still just the holes to heaven ...
— Jack Johnson
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
— Seneca The Younger
Life, like poker has an element of risk. It shouldn't be avoided. It should be faced.
— Edward Norton
She already has a car.""A Ford. That's like Toyota's worst enemy. — Becca Fitzpatrick
My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for roasting.
— Suzanne Collins
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
— Jerry Coleman
No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.""I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine
I'm a demon. I do bad things. It's genetic.
— I.D. Locke
Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife
— Ruth Downie
Learning is essential for living the life you love.
— A.D. Posey
