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Funny Leg Quotes By Frank Carson: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish. — Frank Carson

Funny Leg Quotes By Cheryl Strayed: I could only be who it seemed I

I could only be who it seemed I had to be. — Cheryl Strayed

Funny Leg Quotes By Henny Youngman: I know a guy who had his doctor

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! — Henny Youngman

Funny Leg Quotes By Garry Shandling: When I'm not in a relationship, I shave

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling

Funny Leg Quotes By Darynda Jones: I had a horrible feeling my leg was

I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn't, it had a lot of explaining to do. — Darynda Jones

Funny Leg Quotes By Robert Schimmel: What do you say when your friends come

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish." — Robert Schimmel

Funny Leg Quotes By Walt Whitman: The past and the present wilt. I have

The past and the present wilt. I have fill'd them, emptied them,
And proceed to fill my next fold of the future. — Walt Whitman

Funny Leg Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I have done extensive research and, almost universally,

I have done extensive research and, almost universally, found that the people who view my blurbs and observations as "anti-family" are dicks. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Leg Quotes By Julie Kagawa: While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want

While I'm fixing up this idiot. I want you to get some sleep ... and tell Amano that if he bothers you, I'll break his other leg. — Julie Kagawa

Funny Leg Quotes By Ben Stiller: It's great to work with the people who

It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am. — Ben Stiller

Funny Leg Quotes By John Green: You'll find my leg under the coffee table.

You'll find my leg under the coffee table. — John Green

Funny Leg Quotes By Henny Youngman: "Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?"

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!" — Henny Youngman

Funny Leg Quotes By Gilda Radner: There is no real security except for whatever

There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself. — Gilda Radner

Funny Leg Quotes By Brett Ratner: I've been a book collector since I was

I've been a book collector since I was young, since I was a kid. — Brett Ratner

Funny Leg Quotes By Steven Wright: My friend Sam has one leg. I went

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. — Steven Wright

Funny Leg Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You worked for Harry King, they said, because

You worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Leg Quotes By Gregory Maguire: Before catechisms can instill a proper humility, small

Before catechisms can instill a proper humility, small children know the truth that their own existence has caused the world to bloom into being. — Gregory Maguire

Funny Leg Quotes By Jerry Coleman: It's off the leg and into the left

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Leg Quotes By Rocco DiSpirito: Talking up a storm about food is so

Talking up a storm about food is so easy for me, it's second nature. — Rocco DiSpirito

Funny Leg Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: I change my mind so much, I'm better

I change my mind so much, I'm better going on my own. Shopping is a selfish activity anyway. — Sophie Kinsella

Funny Leg Quotes By Lena Headey: I carry about eight lip balms: Burt's Bees,

I carry about eight lip balms: Burt's Bees, Rosebud Salve, Eos. — Lena Headey

Funny Leg Quotes By Daphne Guinness: Fragrance takes you on a journey of time.

Fragrance takes you on a journey of time. You can walk down the street and pass someone and get taken back 20 years. It's very Proustian that way. — Daphne Guinness

Funny Leg Quotes By John Clayton: Is it possible that the portrait of the

Is it possible that the portrait of the divine Son of God is an exaggeration, at best, or a complete fabrication, at worst, of the original Jesus? — John Clayton

Funny Leg Quotes By Abigail McCarthy: One is not allowed a grief for a

One is not allowed a grief for a life never lived. Yet one has buried the fruit of love, and a great deal of hope and many dreams. — Abigail McCarthy

Funny Leg Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: Lovely, not only did the truck look like

Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it. — Adrienne Wilder