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Funny Legal Quotes By Jean Sasson: I've often observed that women can be the

I've often observed that women can be the weakest link in women's rights. — Jean Sasson

Funny Legal Quotes By Ray Bradbury: The minute you get a religion you stop

The minute you get a religion you stop thinking. Believe in one thing too much and you have no room for new ideas. — Ray Bradbury

Funny Legal Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: A man who do not understand the reality

A man who do not understand the reality of divine love is he that don't know God — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Legal Quotes By The Silver Elves: It is easy to trip over a rock

It is easy to trip over a rock when you are watching everyone else's footsteps. — The Silver Elves

Funny Legal Quotes By Amelia Hutchins: With you, there is a beautiful cover and

With you, there is a beautiful cover and a marvelous story inside that is still being written. — Amelia Hutchins

Funny Legal Quotes By Jenny Lawson: It's called "concoctulary,"2 y'all.

It's called "concoctulary,"2 y'all. — Jenny Lawson

Funny Legal Quotes By Johnny Carson: The difference between divorce and legal separation is

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. — Johnny Carson

Funny Legal Quotes By John F. Kennedy: I can't see that it's wrong to give

I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law. — John F. Kennedy

Funny Legal Quotes By Katt Williams: Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams

Funny Legal Quotes By Donald Justice: Come back now and help me with these

Come back now and help me with these verses. Whisper to me some beautiful secret that you remember from life. — Donald Justice

Funny Legal Quotes By Charles Dickens: Charles, throughout his imprisonment, had had to pay

Charles, throughout his imprisonment, had had to pay heavily for his bad food, and for his guard, and towards the living of the poorer prisoners. — Charles Dickens

Funny Legal Quotes By Bill Maher: Funny that all of Nixon's crimes - anonymous

Funny that all of Nixon's crimes - anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars - are all legal now. Discuss. — Bill Maher

Funny Legal Quotes By Bauvard: Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting

Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal. — Bauvard

Funny Legal Quotes By Adam Ant: Let's just say that back in the old

Let's just say that back in the old days, sex was available every two feet. But I never made love to anybody that did not want me to. — Adam Ant

Funny Legal Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Do things that make you happy within the

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. — Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Legal Quotes By Pooja Ruprell: You matter. Your heart matters.

You matter. Your heart matters. — Pooja Ruprell

Funny Legal Quotes By Jeanette Winterson: There are two kinds of writing: the one

There are two kinds of writing: the one you write and the one that writes you. — Jeanette Winterson

Funny Legal Quotes By Pete Wentz: Dont let anyone tell you what you are

Dont let anyone tell you what you are ever- that way you never run the danger of becoming anything but what you believe in. — Pete Wentz