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When I first started out, I thought it was enough to make an angry song that pointed out the problems of the world.
— Michael Franti
Worriers spend a lot of time shoveling smoke.
— Claude Maxwell MacDonald
People who have reformed themselves has contributed their full share towards the reformation of their neighbor.
— Norman Douglas
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
He currently lives in Bucks County, Pennsylvania
— David Ritchey
I'm the world heavyweight champion. I consider myself a citizen of the whole world.
— George Foreman
When we seek to complete rather than compete, it's so much easier to cheer each other on.
— Linda K. Burton
the boys in line." Hildemara didn't receive a reward for
— Francine Rivers
I don't want a perfect character, I want a character who has, as strange as it sounds, some humanity, some flaws, some needs.
— Nicolas Cage
The essence of all practice is to be cool. Life is not worth getting excited about because whatever you perceive is an illusion.
— Frederick Lenz
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I come from Denmark; Fisker Automotive comes from California.
— Henrik Fisker
Doubt tempers belief with sanity.
— Barbara Kruger
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
