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Funny Maryland Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: The truth is, I had always wanted to

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say. — Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Maryland Quotes By Lorin Morgan-Richards: What is the point of relaying every word

What is the point of relaying every word when the words become the crime of friendship. — Lorin Morgan-Richards

Funny Maryland Quotes By Josh Nealis: These thoughts only scare me because I'm not

These thoughts only scare me because I'm not afraid of them. I don't want to die. I don't want to kill myself. But I'm not afraid of it. — Josh Nealis

Funny Maryland Quotes By Joe Abercrombie: They say a man lost in the desert

They say a man lost in the desert must take such water as he is offered, no matter who it comes from. I — Joe Abercrombie

Funny Maryland Quotes By L.M. Montgomery: I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was

I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked and wouldn't. — L.M. Montgomery

Funny Maryland Quotes By Mooji: The greatest healing would be to wake up

The greatest healing would be to wake up from what we are not. — Mooji

Funny Maryland Quotes By Robert Breault: There comes a point in a relationship when

There comes a point in a relationship when you realize that you trust someone enough to let them keep their secrets. — Robert Breault

Funny Maryland Quotes By Suzanne Finnamore: When you moved, I felt squeezed with a

When you moved, I felt squeezed with a wild infatuation and protectiveness. We are one. Nothing, not even death, can change that. — Suzanne Finnamore

Funny Maryland Quotes By Daphne Ashbrook: I love songs that tell stories. They make

I love songs that tell stories. They make you feel something, something real. — Daphne Ashbrook

Funny Maryland Quotes By Mata Amritanandamayi: If we have love and compassion in our

If we have love and compassion in our hearts, then we will wholeheartedly serve those who suffer from lack of food, clothing and shelter. — Mata Amritanandamayi

Funny Maryland Quotes By Suzannah Daniels: Sometimes we can't enjoy the bloom of a

Sometimes we can't enjoy the bloom of a rose because we're too busy crying over being pricked by the thorn. — Suzannah Daniels

Funny Maryland Quotes By Alfred North Whitehead: The human body is an instrument for the

The human body is an instrument for the production of art in the life of the human soul. — Alfred North Whitehead

Funny Maryland Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Surely, the Creator was with me in every

Surely, the Creator was with me in every circumstance. He has granted me a successful completion of my doctorate degree. — Lailah Gifty Akita