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Funny Meal Quotes By Henny Youngman: Last night I ordered a whole meal in

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman

Funny Meal Quotes By Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach: Misanthropy is a suit of armor lined with

Misanthropy is a suit of armor lined with thorns. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

Funny Meal Quotes By Katherine Applegate: Cassie asked. asked Ax

Cassie asked.
asked Ax — Katherine Applegate

Funny Meal Quotes By Orson Welles: If you want a happy ending, it depends

If you want a happy ending, it depends on where you stop the story - Orson Welles — Orson Welles

Funny Meal Quotes By Terry Southern: In that sense, film is superior, but the

In that sense, film is superior, but the difficulty is your lack of control as a writer. — Terry Southern

Funny Meal Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: If your idea of a 7 course meal

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Meal Quotes By Carroll Bryant: How am I going to explain to my

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

Funny Meal Quotes By Libby Trickett: I know I've made huge gains in my

I know I've made huge gains in my confidence, and knowing more about my racing and myself as a person. That has made me a better athlete — Libby Trickett

Funny Meal Quotes By Ayn Rand: The only guilt of the victims, he thought,

The only guilt of the victims, he thought, had been that they accepted it as guilt. — Ayn Rand

Funny Meal Quotes By Bauvard: Pure joy is rare. That's why for every

Pure joy is rare. That's why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak. — Bauvard

Funny Meal Quotes By Anne Stuart: And there was nothing left between them but

And there was nothing left between them but love, neither pure nor simple, but love it was. — Anne Stuart

Funny Meal Quotes By Ray Bradbury: I laugh until I weep And weep until

I laugh until I weep And weep until I smile — Ray Bradbury

Funny Meal Quotes By Chic Murray: A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two

A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them. — Chic Murray

Funny Meal Quotes By Ursula K. Le Guin: To hear, one must be silent.

To hear, one must be silent. — Ursula K. Le Guin

Funny Meal Quotes By Caroline Wozniacki: There are a lot of things to my

There are a lot of things to my game I can still improve, but everyone can. — Caroline Wozniacki

Funny Meal Quotes By Carl Forti: Going to Freedom's Watch was a job opportunity

Going to Freedom's Watch was a job opportunity that presented itself, so I jumped at it. — Carl Forti