Funny Men And Women Quotes
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Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman
— Dawn French
Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
— Rita Rudner
But men are funny about their wars, they act as if they own them, and perhaps they do, for I don't think women ever start them.
— Pippa Goldschmidt
Women will buy products in an attempt to become the impossible goal. Men will buy products in an attempt to mate with the impossible goal.
— David McRaney
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
— Kristen Schaal
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
— Publilius Syrus
Me Tarz-tosterone; You Estro-Jane
— Tony Cleaver
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.
— Jimmy Carr
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
— Gloria Steinem
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
— Groucho Marx
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
— Yogi Berra
That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men
— Bill Engvall
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap.
— Frank Carson
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
— Judd Apatow
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
— Zooey Deschanel
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
— David Spade
I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men are in that movie.
— Leslie Mann
Real men don't lift weights, they lift women.
— Every Male Ballet Dancer
Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men.
— Katie Couric
Women KNOW, we just know. Even if we didn't know, we would know. Men won't get this, but women will..because we KNOW
— Karen Gibbs
