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Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Rachel Van Dyken: It's funny isn't it? People claim to know

It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is
yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Alan Price: I quite like childlike songs, which sometimes cross

I quite like childlike songs, which sometimes cross over. — Alan Price

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Nicole Kidman: I was told I had a two per

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Zach Braff: I love the holiday season, almost as much

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans. — Zach Braff

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By J.R. Ward: All kings are blind. The good ones see

All kings are blind. The good ones see this and use more than their eyes to lead. — J.R. Ward

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Joyce Meyer: Whatever your situation, God wants to heal you,

Whatever your situation, God wants to heal you, strengthen you, and lead you to a place where you can enjoy life again. — Joyce Meyer

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Richelle Mead: Hope implies that you think you have a

Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something. — Richelle Mead

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By J.A. Huss: She's laughing at me. "What's funny, Gidget?" "You

She's laughing at me. "What's funny, Gidget?" "You love me." I laugh back. "I do, and I'm going to show you just how much every chance I get. — J.A. Huss

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Colin Hanks: I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always

I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always looking for the chance to be funny. — Colin Hanks

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Plato: For all good and evil, whether in the

For all good and evil, whether in the body or in human nature, originates ... in the soul, and overflows from thence, as from the head into the eyes. — Plato

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Kandi Steiner: And maybe that's what love was, giving someone

And maybe that's what love was, giving someone the power to shatter you and trusting that they wouldn't. — Kandi Steiner

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Ian Frazier: I think what is important for things to

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself. — Ian Frazier

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Tia Giacalone: Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Zooey Deschanel: I can't go on Gawker. I actually think

I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me. — Zooey Deschanel

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Carlos Ruiz Zafon: There are worse prisons than words.

There are worse prisons than words. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By William Sadler: I don't get a chance to be funny

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like. — William Sadler

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Karen Chance: It never ceases to amaze me how many

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun."
"Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Craig Bruce: It's funny how social activists usually protest against

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. — Craig Bruce

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Winston S. Churchill: A lie gets halfway around the world before

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. — Winston S. Churchill

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Bauvard: Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting

Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal. — Bauvard

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Karen Chance: Think you can maybe not die for five

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?"
"I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny. — Karen Chance

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Robert M. Pirsig: The more you read, the more you calm

The more you read, the more you calm down. — Robert M. Pirsig

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Haven Kimmel: What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts?

What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. — Haven Kimmel

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Adam Carolla: Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. — Adam Carolla

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By William Shakespeare: There is none but heWhose being I do

There is none but he
Whose being I do fear; and under him
My genius is rebuked, as it is said
Mark Antony's was by Caesar. — William Shakespeare

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By C.J. Redwine: I reach up and pat them both on

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Karen Chance: I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Cause if you were my girlfriend and a

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Mel Brooks: Look, I had to take chances or it

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny. — Mel Brooks

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Karen Chance: No they called it the Codex Merlini because

No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph. — Karen Chance

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Tara Sivec: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Alison Wong: Love is simple, if you allow it to

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Karen Chance: Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the

Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!"
"I'm trying!"
"Try harder! — Karen Chance

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By Simon Mawer: I find it very easy to be alone.

I find it very easy to be alone. I'm a writer, for heaven's sakes! — Simon Mawer

Funny More Chance Of Quotes By David Allen: The more you sweat in peace, the less

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war. — David Allen