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I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ... but enjoying the music".
— Demetri Martin
So my offense is what, misdemeanor gargling?
— David Foster Wallace
I see myself as the best footballer in the world. If you don't believe you are the best, then you will never achieve all that you are capable of.
— Cristiano Ronaldo
Since 1987, when I got my first one, I've been wearing a clock around my neck 24/7. You feel me? 24/7.
— Flavor Flav
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
— Mitch Hedberg
Sometimes it's the scars that remind you that you survived. Sometimes the scars tell you that you have healed.
— Ashley D. Wallis
Accepting oneself does not preclude an attempt to become better.
— Flannery O'Connor