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Funny Mustard Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: When you go to a bar that has

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Mustard Quotes By Sarah Strohmeyer: Like the garlic mustard in my garden and

Like the garlic mustard in my garden and the roses on my fence, love has a funny way of blooming after years of being buried. — Sarah Strohmeyer

Funny Mustard Quotes By Jean Chatzky: Joining finances can be tricky. Money has long

Joining finances can be tricky. Money has long topped the list of topics couples fight about. — Jean Chatzky

Funny Mustard Quotes By Richard Paul Evans: Taylor, McKenna, Abigail, and Taylor simultaneously crouched over

Taylor, McKenna, Abigail, and Taylor simultaneously crouched over in pain. — Richard Paul Evans

Funny Mustard Quotes By Daniel De Leon: Poverty breeds lack of self-reliance.

Poverty breeds lack of self-reliance. — Daniel De Leon

Funny Mustard Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Funny Mustard Quotes By Gloria Steinem: A gender-equal society would be one where the

A gender-equal society would be one where the word 'gender' does not exist: where everyone can be themselves. — Gloria Steinem

Funny Mustard Quotes By Pierre Bayard: if you want to be able to talk

if you want to be able to talk about a place, the best thing to do is stay at home. — Pierre Bayard

Funny Mustard Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Spiritual maturity testifies of one's level of patience

Spiritual maturity testifies of one's level of patience — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Mustard Quotes By Jose Rizal: Night favors belief, and the imagination peoples the

Night favors belief, and the imagination peoples the air with specters. — Jose Rizal

Funny Mustard Quotes By Tom Althouse: Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun

Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day! — Tom Althouse

Funny Mustard Quotes By William C. Bryant: These struggling tides of life that seem In

These struggling tides of life that seem In wayward, aimless course to tend, Are eddies of the mighty stream That rolls to its appointed end. — William C. Bryant

Funny Mustard Quotes By Tarryn Fisher: This is a fast love culture, where peoplefall

This is a fast love culture, where people
fall in and out of something so sacred you wonder if it has the same meaning it did a hundred years ago. — Tarryn Fisher