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Funny Neighbor Quotes By Johnny Carson: Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony. — Johnny Carson

Funny Neighbor Quotes By Lois Greiman: Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same. — Lois Greiman

Funny Neighbor Quotes By Sean Hayes: At the beginning of 'Will and Grace', I

At the beginning of 'Will and Grace', I played Jack as the funny next-door-neighbor type, as we've seen in the past. And I thought that was my role. — Sean Hayes

Funny Neighbor Quotes By Navjot Singh Sidhu: It's always darkest before the dawn. So if

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

Funny Neighbor Quotes By Henny Youngman: His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor

His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker. — Henny Youngman

Funny Neighbor Quotes By Scott Wood: The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out. — Scott Wood