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He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.
— Filippo Bologna
Civilization begins with distillation
— William Faulkner
There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it.
— Richelle Mead
According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does.
— Conan O'Brien
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
— Stonewall Jackson
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski
Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.
— Doug Stanhope
You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order
— Josh Stern
I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
— Doug Stanhope
Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.
— Criss Jami