Funny Olympics Quotes
Collection of top 19 famous quotes about Funny Olympics
Funny Olympics Quotes & Sayings
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The summer morn is bright and fresh, the birds are darting by. As if they loved to breast the breeze that sweeps the cool clear sky.
— William C. Bryant
Deep vers'd in books, and shallow in himself.
— John Milton
The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
— Frankie Boyle
Every generation is inculcated in traditions of prejudice which are encouraged as normal, natural and healthy.
— Bryant McGill
Your network is your filter.
— Don Tapscott
I don't know of a single economist who disagrees that when you raise the minimum wage, you kill jobs for the poor.
— Newt Gingrich
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!
— Stephen Colbert
Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.
— Stephen Colbert
Today's robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few simple instructions such as 'go left', 'go right', and 'build car'.
— John Thomas Sladek
The cost of a thing is the amount of what I will call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.
— Henry David Thoreau
Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.
— Craig Ferguson
The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends
— Margot Asquith
Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.'
— Jimmy Fallon
