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If the future and the past really exist, where are they?
— Saint Augustine
Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon
You deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel
You deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
— Fran Lebowitz
Certain laws have not been written, but they are more fixed than all the written laws.
— Seneca The Younger
The greater your wisdom, the shorter the distance to success.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.
— Philippe Falardeau