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Funny Over Tired Quotes By Maria Semple: I felt so alone in this world, and

I felt so alone in this world, and so loved at the same time. The — Maria Semple

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Brenda Cooper: We're instant ambassadors. Just add robot body and

We're instant ambassadors. Just add robot body and voila! If they'd told us anything real, they might have had to kill us. — Brenda Cooper

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Richard Pryor: I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Steven Wright: I'm kinda tired. I was up all night

I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. — Steven Wright

Funny Over Tired Quotes By George Galloway: George Bush doesn't represent any civilization!

George Bush doesn't represent any civilization! — George Galloway

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Dan Simmons: He wished he were home in Charleston, listening

He wished he were home in Charleston, listening to the Dave Brubeck Quartet on the stereo and reading Bruce Catton. — Dan Simmons

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Louise Hay: There is so much love in your heart

There is so much love in your heart that you could heal the planet. — Louise Hay

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Today is my precious time on earth.

Today is my precious time on earth. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Lemony Snicket: I am so tired, I can hardly type

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs. — Lemony Snicket

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Drake: It's like I know what I gotta say,

It's like I know what I gotta say, I just don't know how to say it to you. — Drake

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: Men never know how tired they are till

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Adam Hills: Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going

Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough. — Adam Hills

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Tina Fey: If these two are tired of having sex

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Robert Muller: Only the unity of all can bring the

Only the unity of all can bring the well-being of all. — Robert Muller

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Christy Leigh Stewart: Do animals understand the concept of dreams or

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Chris Robinson: It's funny, after a while, you get tired

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Rick Riordan: Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired

Percy looked at his friends. I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt. — Rick Riordan

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Iyanla Vanzant: When you stand and share your story in

When you stand and share your story in an empowering way, your story will heal you and your story will heal somebody else. — Iyanla Vanzant

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope we find a cure for every

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: God has been described by all the scriptures

God has been described by all the scriptures of the world as protector and saviour of the sinner. — Mahatma Gandhi

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Erma Bombeck: All of a sudden, I feel very old

All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. — Erma Bombeck

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Susan Ee: I just got tired of the wetness sticking

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Anne Lamott: I tell you, families are definitely the training

I tell you, families are definitely the training ground for forgiveness. — Anne Lamott

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Al Gore: The day I made that statement, about the

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Amanda Lovelace: When I see your light pieces with my

When I see your light pieces with my dark pieces, I begin to understand why they say opposites attract. — Amanda Lovelace

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Karen Chance: I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: On Friday night, I was reading my new

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

Funny Over Tired Quotes By Shia Labeouf: If you're tired of starting over, stop giving

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf