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You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge?
— David Letterman
It's difficult to change overnight but if you are persistent and take one step at a time you will see results!
— Jack LaLanne
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
— Frank Carson
I have almost completed a long novel, but it is unpublishable until my death and England's.
— E. M. Forster
So long as you have life, you can pursue your dream.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
To be without pity for other mens falls, is an evident sign that we shall fall ourselves shortly.
— Philip Neri
Climb upon the hates, and build upon the loves.
— Anthony Liccione
Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.
— Stephen Colbert
Nothing can be produced out of nothing.
— Diogenes
