Funny Parking Quotes
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Funny Parking Quotes & Sayings
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
Maybe I'm misjudging people, but I feel like a lot of people still have an image of me in a bonnet at nine years old.
— Anna Paquin
And especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me,
— Herman Melville
A quiet mind is more important than a positive mind.
— Deepak Chopra
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
— Henny Youngman
Not everything that tastes good is good!
— Eric Plotts
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
— Tommy Cooper
To me, wanting every habitable planet to be inhabited is like wanting everybody to have athlete's foot.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Feeling "comfortable" is the short path to annihilation.
— Frederick Lenz
I don't want anyone to have to interview me. I wish I didn't have to talk too much about myself.
— Mike Tyson
Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.
— Dave Barry