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Funny President Quotes By William Howard Taft: Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was

Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority! — William Howard Taft

Funny President Quotes By Demi Lovato: Never call a girl fat, even if you're

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking. — Demi Lovato

Funny President Quotes By Kayti McGee: She looks me dead in the face and

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

Funny President Quotes By Suzanne Collins: What a welcome sight. You know, it's funny

What a welcome sight. You know, it's funny how often people forget that presidents need to eat, too, President — Suzanne Collins

Funny President Quotes By Jaxy Mono: Quit looking for an answer. You're rich, I'm

Quit looking for an answer. You're rich, I'm beautiful, we're both intelligent. And your wedding ring, it itches. Isn't that enough? — Jaxy Mono

Funny President Quotes By Danielle O'Hara: Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of

Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me ... that's black ... — Danielle O'Hara

Funny President Quotes By Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil: I Don't care which president is sucking your

I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of innocent men! — Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil

Funny President Quotes By Christy Leigh Stewart: You keep the title of 'president' even if

You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Funny President Quotes By William Faulkner: I'm inclined to think that a military background

I'm inclined to think that a military background wouldn't hurt anyone. — William Faulkner

Funny President Quotes By Jon Stewart: Yesterday, the president met with a group he

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain — Jon Stewart

Funny President Quotes By Bob Hope: I knew the President would run for reelection

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns. — Bob Hope

Funny President Quotes By Robin Williams: We have a president for whom English is

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. — Robin Williams

Funny President Quotes By Conan O'Brien: The turkey that President Obama will pardon this

The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien

Funny President Quotes By Bob Hope: Not that they were that anxious to see

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting. — Bob Hope

Funny President Quotes By Brian B. Tuch: Why do you want to live so long?

Why do you want to live so long? — Brian B. Tuch

Funny President Quotes By Bob Hope: Did you see where President Reagan finally got

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them. — Bob Hope

Funny President Quotes By Avijeet Das: I always hate saying 'goodbye.

I always hate saying 'goodbye. — Avijeet Das

Funny President Quotes By Katie McGarry: He didn't say school, pinhead." Pigpen interrupts. "He

He didn't say school, pinhead." Pigpen interrupts. "He said her parents. — Katie McGarry

Funny President Quotes By Marc Maron: I don't care what anybody says, I think

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. — Marc Maron

Funny President Quotes By Chris Rock: I don't need a president with a bucket

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock

Funny President Quotes By Franjo Tudjman: I joined the anti-Fascist struggle with my best

I joined the anti-Fascist struggle with my best friend, who was a Jew. — Franjo Tudjman

Funny President Quotes By Barack Obama: A sportswriter once referred to him as our

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama

Funny President Quotes By Hillary Rodham Clinton: I'm not going to have some reporters pawing

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Rodham Clinton

Funny President Quotes By Lev Grossman: And I need this. That's all I can

And I need this. That's all I can tell you. — Lev Grossman

Funny President Quotes By Ben Schnetzer: I didn't start drama school until I was

I didn't start drama school until I was 20, and I don't think I would have gotten nearly as much out of it had I gone when I was 18. — Ben Schnetzer