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Funny Quick Quotes By Matthew Quick: You call me a princess and sometimes we

You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard. — Matthew Quick

Funny Quick Quotes By Lisa Kessler: If I'd learned anything about this woman it

If I'd learned anything about this woman it was that she looked like heaven, but she could make you hurt like hell. — Lisa Kessler

Funny Quick Quotes By Mark Jeffrey: . . . and together you're what, the

. . . and together you're what, the Super Friends? — Mark Jeffrey

Funny Quick Quotes By Barbara Marciniak: You are living in a time when opportunities

You are living in a time when opportunities for self-empowerment, expanded awareness and spiritual growth appear to be unlimited. — Barbara Marciniak

Funny Quick Quotes By Mary Roach: I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny

I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper. — Mary Roach

Funny Quick Quotes By Ruben Dario: Poetry will exist as long as there is

Poetry will exist as long as there is a problem of life and death — Ruben Dario

Funny Quick Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny how people that don't believe in nothin'

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us. — Dean Koontz

Funny Quick Quotes By Russell Conwell: So, if you feel a smile begin, don't

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! — Russell Conwell

Funny Quick Quotes By Robin Saxon: Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you

Oh, and Knievel stared you down, and you gave in so quick." Jed laughed lowly, rubbing his hand over Redford's stomach. "You're now my cat's bitch. — Robin Saxon

Funny Quick Quotes By Tracey Alvarez: After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold

After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold shower, he got his mind back on track. — Tracey Alvarez

Funny Quick Quotes By Rachel Vincent: Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy,

Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play. — Rachel Vincent

Funny Quick Quotes By J. B. Smoove: Live TV has an amazing pace to it.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. — J. B. Smoove

Funny Quick Quotes By Annie Brewer: Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a

Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture.
Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her. — Annie Brewer

Funny Quick Quotes By Simon Dunn: Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another

Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick. — Simon Dunn

Funny Quick Quotes By Dennis Wilson: My dad was a tyrant. He used to

My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us. — Dennis Wilson

Funny Quick Quotes By Zora Neale Hurston: It was funny if you looked at it

It was funny if you looked at it right quick, but it got pitiful if you thought about it awhile. — Zora Neale Hurston

Funny Quick Quotes By Anne Robinson: I am dating, but it is hard to

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding. — Anne Robinson

Funny Quick Quotes By Matthew Quick: If he was able to make her feel

If he was able to make her feel even the slightest bit of guilt for being so oblivious - if he could get through all that makeup and high fashion. — Matthew Quick

Funny Quick Quotes By Daniel Quinn: Arts and disciplines of that kind are fundamentally

Arts and disciplines of that kind are fundamentally selfish; they're all designed to benefit the pupil - not the world - "Ishmael — Daniel Quinn

Funny Quick Quotes By Leonardo DiCaprio: I'm not the kind of person who tries

I'm not the kind of person who tries to be cool or trendy, I'm definitely an individual. — Leonardo DiCaprio

Funny Quick Quotes By Neal Shusterman: It's funny how a flame can only burn

It's funny how a flame can only burn your hand if you move too slow, you can tease it all you want and it never gets you, if your quick enough. — Neal Shusterman

Funny Quick Quotes By C. David Heymann: of himself, inscribed as follows: "To

of himself, inscribed as follows: "To — C. David Heymann

Funny Quick Quotes By Noah Baumbach: I watch movies all the time, so it's

I watch movies all the time, so it's hard to pick certain specific directors that have inspired me in the aggregate. — Noah Baumbach

Funny Quick Quotes By Noureen DeWulf: I really enjoy Martin Sheen - he is

I really enjoy Martin Sheen - he is very unexpectedly funny, very quick. — Noureen DeWulf

Funny Quick Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: The process of learning should be as far

The process of learning should be as far as possible a pleasurable one and not laborious — Mahatma Gandhi

Funny Quick Quotes By Lewis Carroll: There ought to be a book written about

There ought to be a book written about me, that there ought! — Lewis Carroll

Funny Quick Quotes By Sue Grafton: All the little birdies had flown out of

All the little birdies had flown out of this man's tree. — Sue Grafton

Funny Quick Quotes By John Green: The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too

The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. — John Green

Funny Quick Quotes By Michael Scott: Werewolves and silver bullets!" Shakespeare coughed a quick

Werewolves and silver bullets!" Shakespeare coughed a quick laugh and shook his head. "Lord, what fools these mortals be! — Michael Scott